JUST PONDERING

How many times you thought about one of your thought and became so thoughtful that there was no other thought to think?
It happens to many everyday. Life is all about observation. We learn by observing our surroundings and everything we can reach at any given point in time. We reserve those observations as memory and thoughts which can be used later in our life.
I never told you. I am a philosopher [in my own right and unique like any other individual] and a poet and a person who can prove that I am also someone who is illogical all the time and can make anyone go wild. I am still trying to figure out how to do that. I have been thinking for a long time and so are you. This is nothing big and not so important. However I extol the energy of my brain which gets used up thinking about thoughts which really have no relevance in real life. Let me tell you Why?
Did you ever thought about bald people. Can they have Hairline fractures? I am yet to figure out the difference between a novel and a book. How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny (It happens all the time)? When obviously we do? If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth (and above it too, How much above)?
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here? Why do we say things like “What is your good name”? Do we consider our name bad or individuals have 2 names. I am not sure because I have only one.
Have you ever wondered why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why the show is called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries. Do penguins have knees? Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves? May be they are. Again I am not sure...
However for me the biggest question lies in the Great Wall. Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?

Mystery! Mystery! Mystery! Are you finding this cool or hot? Now tell me Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing? Let’s have few more. Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off? What would have happened if he feels? I want to name my son/daughter “Anonymous”. Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"? I want to go to South Pole but I also want to dig a hole there. If you dig a hole in the South Pole are you digging up or down? Many Individuals would agree with me when I say this. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
I have seen a building being built. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? I have seen many of you doing that [including me though I have never seen myself doing that ...Hee…hee…hee] Why? Why? Why?
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was 'shut up.' And then I realize that I should get rid of everyone who shut me up and still feel sorry for them as they never had the answer to all the above questions.
What if one of them died wearing contact lenses? Did they remove the lenses before performing the last rites? How careless induhviduals can be? I might use the word induhviduals [not individuals] in many of the lines because I think induhviduals have evolved from monkeys/apes those were fools and were used to peel off bananas for the smart monkeys/apes like us who later became smart individuals. However, as Dilbert Futures [It is a book and not a name…I know it is also a name as the book would definitely have a name and blah blah blah…..got it] says the world has more fools than individuals we should be careful and silently term them as induhviduals so that they wont’ understand when we refer their name and it would not hurt their sentiments.
I bet we all will do that from now onwards…guys believe me.its fun... Cheers and Keep Pondering,

Smartest Geek.

Warning: There could be an outcrop of symptoms in your brain which might make you feel angry about things which you have no idea of and you might end up beating me to death. I am very sure that you are lazy enough not to walk up to my desk and use millions of unit of heat energy [remember global warming] to beat me up. Also your fear that I might ask you few of my 2 million [little exaggeration. that’s O.K to save my skin] questions which would make you go mad and might turn you to an INDUHVIDUALS. And a individual like you would definitely not do that and use all your energy to make some money and forget this as a bad dream when you were playing football with your friends.I have ensured that the induhvidual T shirt is not visible. Anyone who wishes to purchase the above invisible T shirt can send self stamped cheque through SMS at my e mail ID through Never Reach Courier. What if there is a Never Reach Courier service for induhviduals who do not want to send letters to their friends and relatives and pay to Never Reach Courier for not delivering their letters.

Nothing is down here. Read something else…

Cheers and Keep Winning,

Smartest Geek