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My Page is definitely gaining popularity. If not I would not be seeing you reading this wild column on human thoughts and reality. Let me start with a newspaper column where I read about 5 kids being kidnapped by someone called Mugambo. Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped?? Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time? I am not sure. Last week I watched Superman and it was real good. How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
I am really sick of my Dog. Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window! I have a counselor friend. Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them? I am not sure but Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? I was overwhelmed by the response to “Just Pondering”. I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed? Electricity comes from electrons and mortality? Did I say morons?? Again If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
I have a friend name Luke and he likes taking bath. If Luke took a bath, would the water be lukewarm? Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille? Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"? Whose birthday is tomorrow? If you’re born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days?
If you died on the International Dateline, and half of you were on 1 side and the other half on the other side, what day would you die? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down? In a plane would say loud “Hi” to a friend whose name is Jack? Try that once and tell me. Does it really count in court when an atheist is sworn in under oath using a Bible? Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
Do you guys love PIZZA? Than tell me why does a round pizza come in a square box? If the day before a holiday is called Christmas Eve, is the day after Christmas Adam? I would definitely confirm and let you know.
O.K Final one [Not sure why they say O.K or the true meaning of it] Why is it that on the back of a medicine bottle it says "adult" is 12 and above, but the adult age in reality is 18?
Keep pondering till we meet the next TIME.
Cheers,
The GEEK .
Now you can send your wild thoughts and we would ensure your thoughts get published and there are chances you end of winning some smart prizes.
My Page is definitely gaining popularity. If not I would not be seeing you reading this wild column on human thoughts and reality. Let me start with a newspaper column where I read about 5 kids being kidnapped by someone called Mugambo. Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped?? Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time? I am not sure. Last week I watched Superman and it was real good. How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
I am really sick of my Dog. Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window! I have a counselor friend. Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them? I am not sure but Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? I was overwhelmed by the response to “Just Pondering”. I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed? Electricity comes from electrons and mortality? Did I say morons?? Again If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
I have a friend name Luke and he likes taking bath. If Luke took a bath, would the water be lukewarm? Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille? Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"? Whose birthday is tomorrow? If you’re born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days?
If you died on the International Dateline, and half of you were on 1 side and the other half on the other side, what day would you die? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down? In a plane would say loud “Hi” to a friend whose name is Jack? Try that once and tell me. Does it really count in court when an atheist is sworn in under oath using a Bible? Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
Do you guys love PIZZA? Than tell me why does a round pizza come in a square box? If the day before a holiday is called Christmas Eve, is the day after Christmas Adam? I would definitely confirm and let you know.
O.K Final one [Not sure why they say O.K or the true meaning of it] Why is it that on the back of a medicine bottle it says "adult" is 12 and above, but the adult age in reality is 18?
Keep pondering till we meet the next TIME.
Cheers,
The GEEK .
Now you can send your wild thoughts and we would ensure your thoughts get published and there are chances you end of winning some smart prizes.
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