Back Again

Hi All,
Things have been dormant for quite sometime and I kept wondering how to continue from here. Again this is life and we move ahead. Recently I visited Assam and had to go shopping which included Chicken and Beef. I had to run away from the place when I saw what was written there "SICK KABAB SOLD HERE" and the next shop read something like " HOLE SALE CHICKEN SOLD HERE". Now how funny was that. I am not sure.
Life take us to many places and we many at times end of thinking that somewhere many things are wrong and we cannot fix all those. I felt that I could never succeed at the things I tried, so I tried to fail, figuring that this was certainly something I could succeed at. Then, when I succeeded at failing, I wasn't sure which I had done. If you were the most honest and the most modest man in the world, and someone asked you who the most modest man in the world is, would you have to give up one of your titles in order to answer? I had to write my own self help book, because reading someone else's seemed to defeat the purpose. How can someone write your self help book. If yes, please buy the one I have written. I saw a crematorium the other day that advertised discounts for burn victims ( May be they will end up using less wood and oil). Ha Ha..I hate typing, so I just wrote the book in my head. I'm going to market it to mind readers.
I was thinking that it's time to just deal with reality directly, so I tried to imagine a world with no hypothetical situations. 47% of the ststistics are made on the spot. Sometimes a fact or two can spoil a perfectly good argument. So please do not analyse what you are reading. Does it bother you that every brain surgeon has to have a first operation?
Do you think phonetic should be spelled the way it sounds?Sitting at my computer today, I realized that only drug dealers and software developers call their clients "users."I've been trying to find another word for synonym."Con" is the opposite of "pro," so "congress" must be the opposite of "progress."Are dreams about comedians just funny thoughts? (Had to get that keyword in there one more time).
Cheers and Keep Winning,
Sam